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1. It was Christmas and the judge was in a mood as he questioned the prisoner . “What are you charged with ?” he asked . “Doing my Christmas shopping early .” answered the prisoner . “That is no offense,” said the judge , “How early were you doing this shopping ?”“Before the store opened .” said the prisoner .圣诞节那天，法官心情很好，他问囚犯：“你犯了什么罪？”囚犯回答说：“圣诞购物过早。”“那不奇怪啊。”法官说道，“你早到什么程度？”囚犯说：“在商店开门营业前。”2014.4 曾琳琳供稿2. A professor was giving a big test one day to his students . He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait . Once the test over , the students all handed the tests back in . The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a 100 bill to his test with a note saying , “A dollar per point .” The next class the professor handed the tests back out . This student got back his test and 64 charge .一天一个教授给他的学生们测试。他发下试卷，然后回到他的讲桌边等待。测试一结束，同学们就都交了卷。教授发现一个学生附了一张一百美元的钞票以及一张字条，“每分一美元。”第二次上课时，教授把试卷发了下来，这个学生拿回了自己的卷子以及64美元的找零。2014.3 代婷供稿3. Mom: Why does your English exam have a big zero , not a star ?(Star means good .) Son: Mom , its not a zero . My English teacher gives all her stars to other students . She has no stars , so she gives me a moon !妈妈：你的英文考试为什么得了一个大大的零，而不是星呢？儿子：妈妈，那不是零。英语老师把她所有的星给了其他同学。因为她没有星了，所以她就给了我一个月亮啊！2014.2 饶佳供稿 谚语：（2014.8张子房供稿）Weak men wait for opportunity, but the strong men make it . 弱者等待时机，强者创造机会。Industry is the parent of success. 勤奋是成功之母。Wade not in unknown water. 不知水的深浅，不可粗心蹚水过河。Walls have ears. 隔墙有耳。美文两则 （A）The Color of Autumn 2015.8 肖峰供稿 Autumn comes , it gets cooler and cooler . The sky is blue and the clouds are white . You would say autumn is blue an white . Look ! Birds are flying from the north to the south . The leaves are yellow . Some are hanging on the trees , some are on the ground , some are dancing in the wind . Someone would say autumn is yellow . There are so many fruits in autumn . Pears , peaches , mangos , oranges , and so on . Theyre fresh and healthy .Oh ! In my eyes , autumn is a harvest season . Autumn is colorful . What a beautiful season ! (B) Happiness 2013.1 吕林茜供稿 Happiness means different things to different people .For example , some students believe that if they have much money or a large number of possessions, they will be happy . They believe that the will be able to do anything they want to if they have much money. Some students think that they should be in good health, and enjoy whatever they like . Many students wish to have much wealth from their parents. In this way, they dont have to work hard. I dont quite agree with the above points. We cant buy many important things with money , such as health , happiness and knowledge . I value know ledge, which makes me happy , for I can do much for mankind with knowledge . Although different people value happiness differently . My happiness lies in my studies .哲文欣赏(2013.5 王钰供稿)A little girl thought she was not as beautiful as other girls , and nobody liked her . So she was always unhappy and didnt like to talk to others . However , one day , her mother gave her a beautiful hair clip . When she sore it , she looked much more beautiful than before . She decided to wear it to school.On her way to school , she found that everyone who saw her smiled at her. Most of her schoolmates said “hello” to her , but this never happened before. She thought that the beautiful hair clip had brought her them all. She was so happy about all of the wonderful things. Although she didnt tell her classmates about her beautiful hair clip , they all wanted to know what had happened to her .When she went back home after school , her mother asked her , “Did you know you dropped your hair clop ? I found it by the door this morning .”She understood that she hadnt worn the hair clop to school at all .It is not important what we wear or how we look . The most important is how we think about ourselves . 谜语：What key can run itself ? What will you break once you say it ?What always goes up and never goes down ?谜底：monkey, silence and the age .
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