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12句话带你了解各国历史 国外网友用一句话总结各国历史,来看看他们都是如何自黑的吧。美国:Freedom! (terms and conditions may apply)自由万岁!最终解释权归我大美利坚所有。英国:Had the largest empire ever, but lost it due to drinking too much tea.曾经是史上最大的帝国,喝茶太多败光了。意大利:We were really important, but now we make shoes.曾经真的很重要,可现在我们是鞋匠。希腊:We did bunch of shit for mankind like 10,000 years ago. Now we are bankrupt大约10000年前我们为人类做了那么多,现在破产了.12句话带你了解各国历史 2014-07-08 09:45 来源:中国日报网 字号大中小免费订阅30天China Daily双语新闻手机报:移动用户编辑短信CD至106580009009瑞士:Sure, well take your money!大哥,存钱不?澳大利亚:Still ruled by a classy older lady in England because we are too distracted by the large amount of native fauna trying to kill us to declare independence.我们为啥还被那个英国老太太统治着?因为我们整天忙着应付那些想着弄死我们闹独立的独有动物们。丹麦 :Tuborg乐堡啤酒加拿大:Sorry!对不起,能不能换个话题?12句话带你了解各国历史 2014-07-08 09:45 来源:中国日报网 字号大中小免费订阅30天China Daily双语新闻手机报:移动用户编辑短信CD至106580009009新西兰:Lord of The Rings指环王是我们的!俄罗斯:Then things got worse在那之后,局势越来越不好了奥地利:Austrias greatest accomplishment is convincing the world that Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.奥地利最大的成就是让世界人民相信贝多芬是奥地利人,而希特勒是德国人。朝鲜:All is fine. No more questions. Eternal President will lead us to victory.我们过得很好。提问到此结束。永远的领袖将带领我们走向胜利。
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