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单击此处编辑母版标题样式,单击此处编辑母版文本样式,第二级,第三级,第四级,第五级,2013-11-19,#,Ithoughtshewasahighlyevolvedcreatureofpureintellect,likeme.Butrecentevent sindicatethatshemaybeaslavetoherbaserurges.,我以为她是个高度进化的纯高智商物种，就像我。而最近的事件表明她也许不过是个屈服于低级欲望的生物。,Ifthecorrectwaytodoitisthewrongway,thenIyield.,如果胡来才是正确的方法的话，那我闭嘴。,The Big Bang Theory,1,Sheldon:Scissorscutspaper,papercoversrock,rockcrusheslizard,lizardpoisonsSpock,Spocksmashesscissors,scissorsdecapitateslizard,lizardeatspaper,paperdisprovesSpock,Spockvaporizesrock,andasitalwayshas,rockcrushesscissors.,谢耳朵：剪刀剪纸，纸包石头，石,头砸蜥蜴，蜥蜴毒死斯巴克，斯巴克击碎剪刀，剪刀砍断蜥蜴，蜥蜴吃了纸，纸反驳斯巴克，斯巴克蒸发石头，最后就是一直都那样的，石头硌坏剪子。,2,Sheldon: Why are you crying?,Penny: Because Im stupid!,Sheldon: Thats no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.,谢耳朵：你为嘛哭呢？佩妮：因为我太傻了！谢耳朵：这可不是什么好理由。大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心,Raj: I dont like bugs, okay? They freak me out.,Sheldon: Interesting. Youre afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.,Raj,：我不喜欢虫子行了吧？吓得我半死。谢耳朵：有意思。你害怕虫子，还有女人。要见着个花大姐准让你神经分裂了。,3,Leonard:Whatgotintohim?,Penny:Oh,acoupleofvirginCubaLibreswhoturnedouttobealittleslutty.,Leonard:Youdidnt.,Penny:Youdoyourlittleexperiments,Idomine.,雷纳德：他喝什么了？,佩妮：可能是杯并不太纯的纯自由古巴酒吧。,雷纳德：你不是吧。,佩妮：你们管你们做实验，我管我做咯。,4,HowardisteachingSheldonChinese*.,Howard:Youknow,ImreallygladyoudecidedtolearnMandarin.,Sheldon:Why? Howard:Onceyourefluent,youllhaveabillionmorepeopletoannoyinstead ofme,.,霍华德：话说，你终于要学普通话了我还真高兴。,谢耳朵：为嘛？,霍华德：等你说顺溜了，有十多亿中国人民等着你去烦，你就不用来烦我了。,5,Leonard:WhatwereyoudoingatPennys?,Sheldon:Well,wehaddinner,playedsomegames,andthenIspentthenight.Oh,andyoullbe happytoknowthatInowhaveamuchbetterunderstandingoffriendswithbenefits.,雷纳德：你在佩妮那儿干嘛呢？,谢耳朵：吃了顿饭，玩了点儿游戏，然后留下过夜了。哦，现在我对什么叫,“,床伴,”,有了更深入的理解，你高兴吧。,The Big Bang Theory,6,
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