幽默英语演讲稿

本文格式为Word版，下载可任意编辑幽默英语演讲稿 幽默英语演讲稿 导读：我依据大家的需要整理了一份关于幽默英语演讲稿的内容，详细内容：下面是我整理的，盼望对大家有关心。一：TimeThe hours of a wise man are lengthened by his ideas as those . 下面是我整理的，盼望对大家有关心。 一：Time The hours of a wise man are lengthened by his ideas as those of a fool are by his passions. The time of the one is long, because he does not know what to do with it; as is that of the other, because he distinguishes every moment of it with useful or amusing thoughts, or in other words, because the one is always wishing it away, and the other always enjoying it. How different is the view of past life, in the man who is grown old in knowledge and wisdom, from that of him who is grown in ignorance and folly? The latter is like the owner of a barren country, that fills his eye with the 1 prospect of naked hills and plains, which produce nothing either profitable or 2 ornamental; the other 3 beholds a beautiful and spacious landscape, divided into delightful gardens, green meadows, fruitful fields, and can scarce 4 cast his eye upon a single spot of his possessions, that is not covered with some beautiful plant or flower. 二： Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you. My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten monthly stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word love. From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child - really touching. This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book? My favorite book is . Have you read it before? Oh, I havent read this book before. What is it about? Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending. Can you tell us why you love this book so much? Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on. Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well. 三： Good morning teachers and fellow students. Today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you. My favorite book is (Italian: Cuore). This is a diary written by an Italian boy Enrico. The diary is about his life and study. It included various touching stories that happened around Enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten monthly stories told by his teacher during the class. Every word in the chapter describes the word love. From patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child - really touching. This novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. I really like this book very much. How about you? What is your favorite book? My favorite book is . Have you read it before? Oh, I haven t read this book before. What is it about? Well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. The story is happy ending. Can you tell us why you love this book so much? Sure. It is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. I am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. I have decided to learn from her from now on. Oh I see, the story sounds very good. I cannot wait to read this book as well. 四： Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. Lets go to the fair, Matt, his wife said. We havent been anywhere for a long time. Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, All right, but Im not going to spend much money. Well look at things, but we wont buy anything. They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matts wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money. Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane. Fun flights! the notice said, $ 10 for 10 minutes. Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didnt want to have to pay for his wife, as well. Ive only got $ 10, he told the pilot. Can my wife come with me for free? The pilot wasnt selling many tickets, so he said, Ill make a bargain with you. If your wife doesnt scream or shout, she can have a free flight. Matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife. The pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. At one moment it was flying upside down. When the plane landed, the pilot said, 0. K. your wife didnt make a sound. She can have her ride free. Thank you, Matt said. It wasnt easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out. 第 4 页 共 4 页