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单击此处编辑母版标题样式,单击此处编辑母版文本样式,第二级,第三级,第四级,第五级,*,The Differences between Women and Men,Women have a built in calendar-remembering birthdays,anniversaries and appointments effortlessly.,They fix their eyes on the gifts.,Why?,Men speak in sentences.,Women speak in paragraphs.,At weddings,women cry then get drunk.Men get drunk,then cry.,A man can choose and buy a pair of shoes in 90 seconds over the internet.A woman may spend half a day trying on numerous shoes before buying one pair.,When a relationship ends,a woman will cry and pour her heart out to her girlfriends.,She will write a poem titled“?”.,Women love cats.Men say they love cats,but when women arent looking,men kick cats.,When a man says he is ready to go out,he will come out immediately.When a woman says she is ready to go out,it means she will go out,after she finds her other earring,finishes putting on her make up.And you have to wait for her for at least 30 minutes more.,When a woman gets to work,she will put on her dress shoes.5 minutes later,she will kick them off because her feet are under her desk.A man will wear one pair of shoes for the entire day.,Men are vain;they will check themselves out in the mirror.,Women are ridiculous;they will check out their reflections in any shiny surface-mirrors,spoons,and store windows.,Men see the telephone as a communications tool,using the telephone to send short messages.A woman can visit her girlfriend for 2 weeks,and upon returning home,she will call the same friend and they will talk for 3 hours more.,A woman knows all about her children.She knows about dentist appointments,soccer games,romances,best friends,favorite foods,secret fears,hopes and dreams.,A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.,A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.,A successful woman is one who can find such a man.,When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.,While feeling depressed,men would invade another country.,Men like to marry angel-like women.Women,though tender-hearted,like to marry warlords.,Angels,Napoleon Bonaparte(,1769 1821,),A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one dollar item he wants.,A woman will pay one dollar for a two dollar item that she doesnt want.,A woman marries a man,expecting he will change but he doesnt.A man marries a woman,expecting that she wont change,but she does.,A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband,while a man does not worry about the future until he gets a wife.,Women like changes.,Married men live longer than single men,but married men are a lot more willing to die.,Can you imagine a world without men?,No crime and lots of happy fat women.,Women have,2 effective weapons:,tears,cosmetics,留学（英美澳法加新六国）租房,留学公寓在线隶属于同维思创网络科技（北京）有限责任公司。公司总部位于国家级大学科技园,-,中国人民大学文化科技园。,提供免费的海外学生公寓在线预订服务,不收取任何手续费或中介费。留学生直接向海外学生公寓支付费用,无任何中间环节。,留学（英美澳法加新六国）租房,最低价格：,不论在任何城市，,确保为您提供最佳价格。,无需支付任何预定中介费用：,提供免费的海外学生公寓在线预订服务，不收取任何费用。,预订安全可靠：,学生公寓在线预订系统安全可靠，您的支付信息和个人信息都被加密。我们以最高的标准来保护您的隐私。,公众媒体：,企业新闻,Facebook,人人网,Twitter,新浪微博,微信公众平台,联系我们：,中国,:400-078-3006,邮编,:100872,北京市海淀区,中关村大街甲,59,号,人民大学文化大厦,1206A,室,英国,:+44(0)114-2753836,110 Provincial House,Solly Street,Sheffield,S1 4BA,UK,留学（英美澳法加新六国）租房,公众媒体：,企业新闻,Facebook,人人网,Twitter,新浪微博,微信公众平台,联系我们：,中国,:400-078-3006,邮编,:100872,北京市海淀区,中关村大街甲,59,号,人民大学文化大厦,1206A,室,英国,:+44(0)114-2753836,110 Provincial House,Solly Street,Sheffield,S1 4BA,UK,The End,
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