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Click to edit Master title style,Click to edit Master text styles,Second level,Third level,Fourth level,Fifth level,11/7/2009,#,*,单击此处编辑母版标题样式,单击此处编辑母版文本样式,第二级,第三级,第四级,第五级,*,单击此处编辑母版标题样式,单击此处编辑母版文本样式,第二级,第三级,第四级,第五级,荆珂刺秦王,人物：太子丹，阿三，荆轲，李莫愁，荆轲妻子；观众甲，场上美女。,The Emperor And The Assassin,此页添加主要人物照片,The Protagonist,荆轲,荆轲妻子,太子丹,阿,三,观众甲+绝世美女,李,莫,愁,Long long ago,there was a crazy country,in this crazy country，there were some crazy people,trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.,Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qin,“Yingzheng.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time?OK,next show will tell you the truth.,旁白(Aside)/引见Introduction：,Action I,太子丹上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状：,Mirror,mirror,tell me,who is the most hansome man in the world?,(画外音：Its you,Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状)Thank you mirror!面对观众 Im Prince Dan,the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy,I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared.So what can I do?,(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister?,阿三：I have a good idea.,We can find a hero to kill YingZheng,作杀状,阿三(毕恭毕敬):Honey,I am coming.,太子：Oh yeah.Good idea!But who is the right candidate?,阿三：After screening.I have two promising persons on hand.One is Miss LiMoChou,the other is Mr JinKe.Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.,太子：Well,show me the winner as soon as possible,OK?,阿三:Yes.,Action II,荆轲：Are you Li mochou?,李莫愁：Yes.,荆轲：OK.Im Jingke,you know,I will let you know I am the king of the killers world.,李莫愁：Are you challenging me?,荆轲：Off course!耸耸肩表示赞同,李莫愁：Come on!,两人冲上前来,“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死他啊，两刀砍死他啊。,李莫愁倒地。,荆轲大笑,李莫愁苦楚状：What happened?Why arent you hurt?,荆轲:We dont need any reason to win a person.Dont we?Do we?赢一个人需求理由么，不需求么，需求么？,荆轲再次大笑,太子丹上抱拳：How are you?,荆柯：Fine,thank you,and you?,太子丹：Oh my God!Could you give me an,innovative answer to“How are you?,荆 柯：Sure!,太子丹：How are you?,荆柯：Fine,thank you,and your wife?,太子丹晕倒,荆柯：Hey,man,Im kidding!,太子丹：Oh,Im kidding too!,阿三：Hero，we need your help.,荆柯：I am busy now!,太子丹：You can get a lot of money.,荆柯：I am very busy now!,阿三：IC,ID,IQ card?,荆柯：I am very very busy now!,阿三(手指上场的美女指向操作电脑的同窗，激动状):Look!She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say OK,she is yours.,阿三：What?Whats the TCM?,荆柯;Hey,guy!You look so smart but why you didnt know TCM?,Any of them can give you the answer.,荆柯流口水：I have to say she is a very sexy,and beautiful girl,but TCM is my only love!,阿三：Excuse me?Whats the TCM?,观众甲：,TCM,Traditional Chinese MM.,太子丹：I must show you the trump card.Ladies and gentlemen,this is Lipton Slimming tea(立顿减肥茶).It is a brand new product of Unilever China中国结合利华.,荆柯(诚实状)：Just tell me what should I do?I will,do anything for you.,荆柯激动：Slimming tea!I have dreamed of it,for thousands of times.My wife always threatens,to leave me if I couldnt reduce my weight.,Action,荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后.阿三：Hero,we have already reached Yishui River沂水河.荆珂：Just stop here,please.Farewell,my friends.太子丹：I will miss you,baby.太子丹，阿三下,荆珂：Darling,I love you.,妻子：I love you!You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!,荆珂(流泪)：I love you more.In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us,I love you.,(哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着他，选自),妻子：Well.Be a man,just do it!I will be right here waiting for you.,荆珂欲走还留：Sweetheart!You must do me,this honor.promise me you will survive.,that you will never give up.no matter what,happens.promise me now,泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉.,妻子:I promise.,荆轲:Never let go.“,妻子:I promise.I will never let go,Jack.Ill never let go.,的台词,妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去,妻子：Its a good day to die.Never come back.Never Never,旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.,妻子(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)：Thank you very,much.As soon as I get the life assurance(人寿保,险)$1000,000,I will transfer half of it to your,account.,阿三：Okay okay!,End!,Thank you!,
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