初中一年级英语 [初中一年级英语小笑话]

初中一年级英语 初中一年级英语小笑话 民间笑话小说像神话小说等民间文学一样，是广大劳感人民在长久的生产劳动和和自然界作斗争的过程中，以口头形式创作和传承的文学体裁。XX整理了初中一年级英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!初中一年级英语小笑话篇一Dad，will you help me with my homework?“父亲，你能够帮我做作业吗?Im sorry,replied the father. It wouldnt be right.“对不起，”父亲答道:“帮你做不对。”Well,said the boy，at least you could try.”“可是，”孩子说，“你最少能够试试。”初中一年级英语小笑话篇二This house,said the real-estate salesman，”has both its good points and its bad points. To show you Im honest,Im going to tell you about the disadvantagesthere is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north.“这座房子，”房产商说道:“现有优点，也有缺点。为了证实我的坦诚，我想告诉您它的缺点在南边一个街区的地方有个化工厂，在北边一个街区的地方有个屠宰厂。” What are the advantages?inquired the prospective buyer.“那么它的优点是什么呢?买主问。The good thing about it，said the agent，is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing.“这好处吗?房产商说:“是你随时能够测定风向。”初中一年级英语小笑话篇三The assistant curator of the museum came to the head curator with a couple of problems.”Sir, the mummy is damp and getting moldy, and the white mouse in the maze exhibit has developed dry skin.”博物馆馆长助理找到馆长反应了一个问题:“先生，木乃伊现已受潮开始发霉了，但在迷宫中展览的小白鼠的皮肤变得越来越干澡。”The head, curator thought a minute，then advised, Put your mummy where your mouse is.”馆长听后，想了一会儿，说:“把木乃伊放到白鼠那儿去吧。”初中一年级英语小笑话篇四The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station，says Jay Leno. Know what that means? Were going to wind up with a space station that has a$30-million toilet-and no toilet paper.”白宫方面提议同俄国共同建立一个新的空间站，杰李诺说:“你们知道这是个什么概念吗?我们将建立的太空站，光厕所就得花3000万美元，但不提供手纸。”