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单击此处编辑母版标题样式,单击此处编辑母版文本样式,第二级,第三级,第四级,第五级,*,*,*,Girl:,Remember that vase,（花瓶）,you always worried I would break?,Mom:,Of course.What about it?,Girl:,Your worries are over.,女儿：还记得你常常担心我会打破的那个花瓶 吗？,妈妈：当然了。怎么呢？,女儿：你的担心结束了。,1.,Why are girls afraid of the letter C?,2.,Why is the letter E so important?,3.,How many sides does a circle have?,4.,What animal can jump as high as a tree?,5.,Where was the,Declaration of,Independence,(,独立宣言,)signed?,Keys,（答案）：,1.Because it makes fat fact!2.Because its the beginning of everything!3.Two.The inside and the outside!4.All animals,for trees cant jump!5.At the bottom of the paper!,Big Head,大脑袋,“,All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried,to his mother.“They say I have a big head”“Dont listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head.Now stop,crying and go to the store for ten pounds of,potatoes”“Wheres the shopping bag?”“I havent got one,use your hat.”,“,所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑，”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”“别听他们的，”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了，别哭了，去商店买,10,磅土豆来。”“购物袋在哪？”“我没有购物袋，就用你的帽子吧。”,男性成长三阶段,The Three Stages of Man:,He believes in Santa Claus.,He doesnt believe in Santa Claus.,He is Santa Claus!,相信圣诞老人的存在。不相信圣诞老人的存在。自己是个圣诞老人,He is really somebody,他真是大人物,-My uncle has 1000 men under him.,-He is really somebody.What does he do?,-A maintenance,（维持；维护）,man in a cemetery,（墓地）,.,-,我叔叔下面有,1000,个人。,-,他真是一个大人物。干什么的？,-,墓地守墓人。,约会,When the young waitress in the cafe started waving hello everyday.Tom was flattered,for she was at least 15 years younger than he.One day she waved to Tom again.When Tom went there,she asked,Are you single?,“Yes,Tom replied,smiling at her broadly.,So is my mom,she said.Would you like to meet her?,约会,汤姆发现咖啡厅的一位女服务员每天都和他打招呼。汤姆有些受宠若惊，因为这位小姐看上去至少比他年轻,15,岁。一天她又对汤姆招手并示意汤姆过去。于是汤姆走了过去。她问道，“您现在是单身吗？”“对，是单身，”汤姆满脸堆笑的说。“我母亲也是，”她说，“您愿不愿意见见她？”,It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,“What is your offense?”,“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,”cried the prisoner.,“Theres nothing wrong with that,”said the Judge.“How early were you doing this shopping?”,“Before the store opened,”answered the prisoner,法官与小偷,圣诞佳节到来，法官心情愉悦的问受刑人：,“你做了什么坏事啊？”,“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。,“那并不事件坏事”，法官说：“到底多早之前啊？”,“商店开门之前。”犯人答道,Not Necessary To Answer,无 需 回 答,Teacher,：“,I have two questions,，,it isnt,necessary to answer the second question if,you know the result of the first question.,How much hair do you have,？”,Student,：“,A hundred and twenty millions,”,Teacher,：“,How do you know it,？”,Student,：“,It is not necessary to answer the,second question,”,Not Necessary To Answer,无 需 回 答,Teacher,：“,I have two questions,，,it isnt,necessary to answer the second question if,you know the result of the first question.,How much hair do you have,？”,Student,：“,A hundred and twenty millions,”,Teacher,：“,How do you know it,？”,Student,：“,It is not necessary to answer the,second question,”,老师,：“我有两个题目，你若能答出第一题就不需答第二题。你有多少根头发？”,学生,：“亿根。”,老师,：“你怎么知道？”,学生,：“第二题不需回答。”,Humor,幽 默,Mother,：“,Susan,，,every time you,misbehave,，,I get,another,gray,hair,”,Susan,：“,My God!mom,，,you must have been a,naughty,girl,Just look at Grandma,”,母亲,：“苏珊，每次你表现不好，我就多长一根白头发。”,苏茜,：“天哪，妈，那你肯定一直都淘气。看看外婆吧。”,A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police,（交警）,.,Sorry,officer.said the driver,Was I driving too fast?,No,sir.You were flying too slow.,一个人以,130,英里的时速在路上行车，被一个交警拦住。“长官，对不起。是因为我开得太快了吗？”这个人问。,“不，先生，你飞得太慢了。”,Girl:,Remember that vase,（花瓶）,you always worried I would break?,Mom:,Of course.What about it?,Girl:,Your worries are over.,女儿：还记得你常常担心我会打破的那个花瓶 吗？,妈妈：当然了。怎么呢？,女儿：你的担心结束了。,1.How can you make 6 out of three 7s?2.How can you make 6 out of three 5s?3.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8s?,答案：,7-7/7=6!5+5/5=6!8+8+8+88+888=1000!,Lady bird,是,“,瓢虫,”,，而不是,“,太太鸟,”,White smith,是,“,银匠，锡匠,”,，而不是,“,白人史密斯,”,。,Black smith,是,“,铁匠,”,，而不是,“,黑人史密斯,”,Talk fish,是,“,吹牛,”,，而不是,“,谈鱼,”,Rain cats and dogs,是,“,大雨倾盆,”,，而不是,“,下猫和狗,”,Lucky dog,是,“,幸运儿,”,，而不是,“,幸运狗,”,
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